A woman on the phone to her friend: “I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over!”



A story of true love: While working the lunch shift at a local restaurant, a waitress watched an older couple sitting together. It seemed as if the man was the only one eating- first his appetizer, then his main and finally his dessert. All the while, his wife just looked on, not even touching her food. Confused, the waitress approached the woman and asked if there was anything else she could get for her. “No thank you,” came her answer, “it’s his turn for the teeth.”

Protect Your Nest Egg

Set to the tune of MC Hammer’s hip-hop hit “U Can’t Touch This”, this light-hearted animation by two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Walt Handelsman offers a friendly reminder about how to retire well.